Hastert Sure Loves Kids

"Pres. expresses confidence in embattled Speaker, calls him 'father, teacher, coach.'"
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Someone who is a 'father, teacher, coach' must sure love kids. Especially little boys. Especially when you seemingly cover-up and assist a co-worker to molest boys over the internet.

What a guy!
Maybe he can show me a few moves on the gym mat.